I’d like to thank the state of North Carolina for randomly selecting ME, above plenty of other potential candidates, to receive my very first speeding ticket at the age of 25. Makin’ mama proud, this is going on her fridge.
There’s no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially when I’m going 35 over the speed limit.
And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.
instead of proclaiming that every girl in the world is sexy no matter what why don’t we start talking about how it doesn’t matter whether or not you’re sexy because sex appeal is irrelevant and is used as a tool for male dominance